I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
