You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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