I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
its not stalking. its research.
I look better un-naked...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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