At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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