I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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