Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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