You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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