What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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