Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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