the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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