Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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