Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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