Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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