No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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