She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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