Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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