It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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