nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
vagina is talking i cant
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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