I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize