no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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