How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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