The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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