i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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