She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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