I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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