Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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