That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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