I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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