Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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