can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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