I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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