She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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