Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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