You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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