i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Randomize