He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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