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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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