Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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