idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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