No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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