Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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