butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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