U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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