Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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