But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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