Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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