I want to have your abortion
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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