hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
wow bdsm is so cute
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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