Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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