you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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