is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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