its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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