nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
COCAINE IS GR8
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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