im gay
i know
yea but for you.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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