I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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