ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize