I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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