best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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